please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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