Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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