ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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