i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
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