carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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