The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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