There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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