he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Congratulations! We have a period
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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