Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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