Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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