Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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