One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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