Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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