I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
It's just like the Real World with babies
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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