Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Holy sore nipples Batman
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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