Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
These tits shall not be calmed
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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