Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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