I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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