that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Operation Purity has been aborted
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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