Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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