Don't you send me to vm
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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