just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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