I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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