I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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