Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Please, let me fuck your mom
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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