Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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