I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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