Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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