This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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