wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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