I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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