lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
We don't watch enough power rangers
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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