It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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