and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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