told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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