Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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