im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
he puts the penis in happiness.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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