Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Do vagina's smell?
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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