It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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