There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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