There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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