New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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