i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
You don't make any sense
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