Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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