Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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