he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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