Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
he laminated a picture of his dick.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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