no, he came in my armpit
you would pick up someone in the library
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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