So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i would punch a child for taco bell
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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