Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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