remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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